In dealing with Bible thumping oafs, buffoons and morons it is important to remember one thing, they are not tolerant. They are incapable of understanding any viewpoint other than their own. They are senseless and useless when it come to the use of the pea-sized brains.
Here is my example of the day: Alcohol sales and use.
What makes my heart hurt even more is that I too am a Southern Baptist and we are just plain ignorant when it comes to the Bible and alcohol.